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Kids and adults love Halloween, but for some dogs, October 31st is a stressful night of constant doorbell ringing. Make the holiday fun for your pet by dressing them up and taking them for a walk on Halloween. And unlike with kids, you don’t have to share any treats they might solicit along the way. Yay dogs!
Yes, these dog Halloween costumes are completely ridiculous, but we’re fine with that
SPOCK COSTUMEFor dogs who want to live long and prosper, there’s the Spock costume, complete with a blue Star Trek shirt, black wig, pointy ears, and an endless opportunity for Trekkie pet owners to show off their knowledge. Maybe speaking Klingon to dogs is a good way to get them to listen.
Star Trek Spock Costume, $28 from Amazon. Amazon
UNICORN COSTUMEUnicorns are in right now and if you want your pup to be on trend, we recommend this super cute costume that comes with a light up collar for added safety during Halloween walks.
Unicorn Cape with Hood and Light-Up Collar, $31 from Amazon. Amazon
IT COSTUMEWe’ve finally figured out a way to get over our fear of Pennywise from IT – put a super cute dog in a clown costume. Side note: this could backfire, and you may now also be afraid of your dog.
IT Movie Walking Pennywise Pet Costume, $44 from Amazon. Amazon
LION COSTUMEWe’re not lion, this costume will turn your dog into the cutest king of the jungle.
Dog Lion Mane, $17 from Amazon. Amazon
HOLY HOUNDWe know that dressing an animal up as someone who has devoted their life to Christ is probably in poor taste. But look at the cute hat! Plus, your dog probably already has a collar.
California Costume Collections Holy Hound Dog, $24 from Amazon. Amazon
MAIL DELIVERY DOGUsually it’s the dog’s job to chase the mail carrier, but on Halloween, your dog can become the mail carrier, in turn finally understanding his nemesis, walking a mile on four legs in his shoes and thus leading to feelings of compassion and creating peace at last. Or, you dog will chew the stuffed UPS box. It could go either way.
California Costume Collections UPS Pal Dog, $25 from Amazon. Amazon
COWBOY COSTUMEGive your pup a taste of the open range and turn them into a gallant steed with a cowboy costume, complete with a mini, weight-appropriate cowboy.
NACOCO Cowboy Rider Dog Costume, $20 from Amazon. Amazon
DINOSAUR COSTUMEDress your dog-o-saurus from the land before time in a costume that will both thrill and terrify young children. We call it Jurassic Bark.
Animal Planet Stegosaurus Dog Costume, $41 from Amazon. Amazon
FREDDY KRUEGER COSTUMEHorror movie fans will love this Nightmare on Elm Street costume that turns their adorable pup into a terrifying fictional serial killer…who is still adorable.
Freddy Krueger Pet Costume, $34 from Amazon. Amazon
EWOK COSTUMETake your Ewok for an e-walk on Halloween in this officially licensed Star Wars costume, because your dog could totally tell if it was just some cheap knock-off merch.
Star Wars Collection Pet Costume, $26 from Amazon. Amazon
SLOTH COSTUMEAnimals can have fave animals too and if your dog identifies with a sloth, we recommend this uber cute costume. And maybe more cardio.
Sloth Pet Walker Costume, $16 from Pet Smart. Amazon
SPIDER DOGReady to terrify your neighbours and scar young children for life? Turn your pup into a giant spider and prepare to hear a lot of screaming on Halloween.
California Costume Spider Pup Dog, $36 at Amazon. Amazon
BATDOGDah-na-na-na-na-na-nah-Batman! We mean, Batdog!
DC Comics? Batman Pet Costume, $29 from Pet Smart. Pet Smart
DOG PILOTWe’re not quite sure why a dog dressed as a pilot is so cute, but it just is. It’s probably the doggles.
Pet Aviator Hat and Scarf Set, $15 from Amazon. Amazon
'50s CLASSIC COSTUMEUs: (Don’t say it, don’t say it, don’t say it…)
Us: Poodle skirt!
50s Girl Dress, $21 from Amazon. Amazon
HOT DOG COSTUMEUs: (Stop, you’re embarrassing yourself…)
Us: HOT DOG!
Thrills & Chills? Halloween Hot Dog Pet Costume, $16 from Pet Smart. Pet Smart